I have been press released.

http://www.aussiecon4.org.au/files/257.pdf

The results of the WorldCon Short Story Competition.

From the AussieCon 4 web site: http://www.aussiecon4.org.au/index.php?page=78

WINNER

“The Perforation”
by Helen Stubbs 
The Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia

1st Runner Up

“The Rise & Fall of a Fair Dinkum Superhero”
by Aidan Doyle 
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Highly Commended

“The Promotion”
by Brooke Maggs 
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Highly Commended

“The Bicycle Rebellion”
By Laura E Goodin 
Wollongong, New South Wales, Australia

In honor of Zombie Jesus Day:

What I Learned at the Global Atheist Convention

A couple of weeks ago I attended the Global Atheist Convention in Melbourne.
It was held over a weekend at Melbourne’s Exhibition and Convention Centre and included a line up of international and Australian speakers including Richard Dawkins, PZ Myers, Peter Singer, AC Grayling and Dan Barker.

Although a couple of the talks were a tad simplistic and overly reliant on bad Powerpoint clip art, the vast majority were informative and entertaining.

Some of my favorite presentations included philosopher Peter Singer talking about systems of morality without god, PZ Myers on the clash between religion and science, Taslima Nasrin on being forced into exile because of her opposition to the Islamic view of women, and Richard Dawkins on the improbability of being born.  

Dawkins is sometimes unfairly criticised as trying to remove the sense of wonder from life.  His talk showed that his arguments are about the exact opposite of that.
“The fact of your own existence is the most astonishing fact you will ever have to face. Don’t you ever get used to it.”
Obviously the words of a bitter, life-hating reductionist.

There were funny presentations by Phillip Adams, Robyn Williams, Jamie Kilstein, Sue-Ann Post, Leslie Cannold and Catherine Deveny.  Many speakers commented on how religion was holding back women’s rights, medical research, scientific research and education.  There was also a lot of discussion about the separation between church and state and the inappropriateness of state funding of religious activities.
I didn’t attend the Saturday night dinner, but I heard that the Chaser team did a fun presentation.

You can listen to a few of the keynote speeches at one of the ABC web sites.
http://blogs.abc.net.au/allinthemind/2010/03/science-and-religion-big-name-atheists-on-the-psychology-of-belief.html

Although Richard Dawkins was the star attraction of the convention it was probably Bangladeshi writer Taslima Nasrin who got the loudest standing ovation.  It’s one thing discussing the wonders of science and how it’s inappropriate to teach demonstrably false agendas such as creationism in schools and another to talk about how you can’t visit your home country because people are trying to kill you because of what you’ve written.

The attendees were a mixture of old and young but at times it did feel a bit like being at a science fiction convention (not that that’s a bad thing).  There were a lot of bearded middle-aged white men.  At least one of the speakers was a science fiction writer and one of the best-selling books at the convention was a collection of essays, including a few by science fiction writers.
The other generalisaton I could make about the crowd is that atheists like buying books.  Many of the speakers’ books sold out and I had to wait more than an hour to get Richard Dawkins’ signature.

Quite a few of the speakers made the point that it was nice not to be in the minority for once.  That’s something that hasn’t worried me in the past.  Many of my friends are science fiction fans and/or computer programmers and/or Asian and religious beliefs aren’t that common in many of my social circles.

For me it was also interesting to notice the use of Twitter during the convention.  I hadn’t found Twitter that useful in the past.  It seemed a lot of the information available revolved around user’s breakfast habits.  The friend I went with to the convention had Twitter on his iPhone and it was interesting to note the comments of members of the audience as they reacted to and discussed the speakers as they made their presentations.

Most presentations allowed time for questions at the end.  Although there were some interesting questions, there were also a lot of people who despite repeated prompting had trouble asking a question rather than wanting to share their own opinion with everyone.

Most communities have arguments that are endlessly trotted out and just aren’t that interesting.  In science fiction it’s discussions of the difference between science fiction and fantasy, in computing fields it’s arguments about whether Windows or Macintosh is better.  In discussions of atheism, it’s the question of the difference between atheism and agnosticism and why people think either position is the only valid one.  A few members of the audience raised these familiar questions and one of the speakers spent a lot of his talk covering the topic.  It basically boils down to how you define the words.

Some of the criticism in the media directed at the convention was that it was strange to hold a conference based on a negative concept – a lack of belief in god.  But that ignores the existence of other organisations founded on negative concepts – the society for prevention for cruelty to animals for example.

Why have the convention?  What was the purpose of it?
It wasn’t designed to convert people to atheism.  Although there were a few Christians in the audience, the vast majority of attendees seemed to be non-believers.  For me, the convention was simply a great opportunity to hear some smart and funny speakers.  In that way it was similar to Melbourne’s Writer’s Festival.
Others used the convention in a more practical way for networking.

The conference generated quite a bit of coverage in the Australian press.

The best article I saw was the Australian’s summary of the conference.
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/features/celebrating-life-beyond-belief/story-e6frg6z6-1225840634149

By far the dumbest and nonsensical response came from former footballer Gary Ablett.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/what-kind-of-world-do-we-want-to-live-in/story-e6frf7jo-1225845501207

The convention was sold out well in advance.  Although the convention was the largest ever event of its kind in Australia (and probably the world), the audience (2500) was small compared to the attendance at a Hillsong church event for example.  It was surprising to see how personally threatened by the convention many Christian commentators seemed to be.

Peter Jensen, the Anglican Archbishop of Sydney used his Easter speech to attack atheists and called them “believers who hate God.”
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/atheists-are-believers-who-hate-god-says-anglican-archbishop-peter-jensen/story-e6frfku0-1225848925206

To define atheism as just another religion is a sad way of viewing the world.  The YouTube comedian NonStamp Collector makes the point that if atheism is a form of religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby and off is a TV channel.

Some of the commentators on the Radio National blog criticised atheism as being arrogant and went on to say:
“It’s easy to describe the Convention culture en bloc as crude, naïve, and aggressive. That’s what it was often like, from the opening night when it first framed religion as comedy and first represented itself as unfairly denied government funding.”
http://blogs.radionational.net.au/atheistconvention/?p=853

Some of the Radio National people seemed to take particular offense at the presence of comedians at the conference.
“Comedians, while good for boosting ticket sales, are as inappropriate at an atheist conference as they would be at a science conference. The organisers’ failure to recognise this basic point suggests that many take comfort from sneering at those who disagree with them. Comedians, who are paid to outrage rather than inform, are unhelpful when pragmatism is sorely needed.”
http://blogs.radionational.net.au/atheistconvention/?p=231

The fact that they’re afraid of comedians says something about their world view.
Comedy is one of the most effective ways of making your point.

I’m a big fan of Bill Hicks’ brand of comedy.

While some speakers such as broadcaster Phillip Adams urged attendees to be respectful of religious people and pointed out the good works done by religious charities, American biologist PZ Myers had this to say about the Christian apologists attending the convention:
“They’ve got an agenda that is going to be disappointed, and I predict they will continue to complain in their oblivious fashion. They’re out there in the audience, watching, hoping, and maybe even praying that someone will say something nice about their superstitions; their definition of a good convention is one that reassures them that we don’t think their bliss-ninny belief system is an unsalvageable stew of raw sewage spiced with smug ignorance.”

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/03/uh-ohwe_arent_being_nice_and_r.php

Perhaps the most relevant point was made by NonStamp collector – “If you don’t want people to laugh at your beliefs, then don’t have stupid beliefs.”

I’m a fan of H.L. Mencken and I like his quote on the subject:
“We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children are smart.”

British writer Philip Pullman was recently asked if he was worried that his new book would offend Christians and gave this elegant response.

“But no one has the right to live without being shocked. No one has the right to spend their life without being offended. Nobody has to read this book. Nobody has to pick it up. Nobody has to open it. And if you open it and read it, you don’t have to like it. And if you read it and you dislike it, you don’t have to remain silent about it. You can write to me, you can complain about it, you can write to the publisher, you can write to the papers, you can write your own book. You can do all those things, but there your rights stop. No one has the right to stop me writing this book. No one has the right to stop it being published, or bought, or sold or read. “

Richard Dawkins in particular is often characterised by his opponents as being strident, militant and outspoken.  Jane Caro pointed out the similarities with the characterisations of feminists who are often dismissed as being “militant”.  If you can’t find any fault with someone’s argument (and it’s hard to argue against the equal treatment of women) then criticise the person themselves or their manner of delivery.

What I Learned at the Global Atheist Convention (absorbed from various speakers at the convention):

God loves newts more than he loves human amputees.

Every time a gay couple adopts a child, a terrorist gets his wings.

If you consider all of the genocides that have taken place, God’s only excuse is that he doesn’t exist.

It makes you wonder when you visit a church that has an old sign with peeling paint and the sign reads: Jesus is coming soon.

The meaning of life is to do something more than consume products and produce garbage.  To try and reduce the suffering of others.

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

The Church of the Smiling Vagina sounds a lot more inviting than any other religion I’ve encountered (with the possible exception of congregational hedonism).

Human morality evolved to deal with small kin groups and encourages us to help our family and those close to us.  But our evolved responses also include the fear of strangers and those different from us and mean we have trouble empathising with people in distant countries.

If male Islamic suicide bombers are promised eternal life in the gardens of paradise with 72 virgins to play with, what happens to unmarried female suicide bombers?  They get to tend the gardens of paradise.

Ontogeny doesn’t recapitulate phylogeny.

The shape of the banana is the best proof for God’s existence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

God can’t speak Bengali.

The best definition of a new atheist is one the church no longer has the power to burn alive.

After you die, your pets will be given the power of speech and called as witnesses when you are judged by God.

Last week I went to NatCon (the Australian national science fiction convention) in Adelaide.  The convention itself was a bit disorganised, but I had a fun time meeting up with my friends from the Clarion workshop.

I had a bit of a wander around Adelaide as well.  There are some fun pig sculptures in Rundle St. Mall.  I also went down to Glenelg, which is nice.

(A warning that any and all statements may greatly diverge from the established body of lore commonly referred to as "reality.")

What I Learned At NatCon

Various definitions of steampunk –
    * Retrofuturism.
    * Victorian-era cyberpunk.
    * A way to safely indulge nostalgia for a time when decent, white men ruled the world and everybody else knew their place.
    * Loving the machine, but hating the factory.
    * A fashion style for people who are too old to be goths.
    * A poor substitute for monkpunk.

We were promised bases on Mars and got the Internet instead.

The mathematical credentials of men who wear cloaks is open to speculation (see below).

All numbers great than 12 should be abolished.

It’s a good idea to tell people in advance if you want to give them to give a presentation.

Even if you have interesting speakers, panels that consist of people arguing about genre definitions are not interesting.

My own cultural and gender biases have led me to conclude that the people in costume at Australian SF conventions (bearded individuals in faux Victoriana) are not nearly as attractive as the people in costume at Japanese SF conventions (Japanese girls dressed as anime characters).

All about the differing adhesive qualities of blood and vomit.  (Fortunately this information was gleaned secondhand).

Most computer illustration programs do not yet have a "Draw Everything" button.

It’s time to throw off the shackles of feminist-controlled science fiction and finally write the kind of stories that men want to read.

Publishers may not necessarily be overwhelmed with joy when they receive a book about a teenaged vampire wizard codebreaking detective. (But you are not allowed to steal my idea for The Dracula Merlin Code Files).

Quantum Writing Secrets! (By applying the inverse of Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle it is possible to derive a mathematically optimum plot for your novel).

I can remember when guests of honor used to be arrogant curmudgeons that demanded an extra room for their stationery and an endless supply of pan-galactic gargle blasters.  Julie Czerneda was far too friendly, enthusiastic and encouraging to be a proper guest of honor.

I don’t want to read any more fiction with "Schrodinger" in the title.  (Well, maybe I could be tempted to look at a Schrodingerpunk anthology).

Even if the planet is doomed, we may still have the chance to build some funky-looking buildings before global disaster strikes.

The philosophical underpinnings behind Prince of Tennis erotic fan fiction (One Racket!  One Destiny!)