10 Days Till WorldCon…
When I was in Belarus last year, I put my card in an ATM. It only had Russian instructions available.
I hit what I hoped was the cancel button and my card was returned.
Then a different menu appeared which had a button labelled FAQ. I pressed it and some questions appeared in English.
It’s disturbing these questions would be FREQUENTLY asked (and why in English? And the answer is in Russian?)
Someone translated the answer to the questions for me and it says in Russian: Because you forgot to give him food.
If I ordered a Belarussian ATM monkey, I’d be sure to feed it.